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United States of America

The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.

Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.

USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.

A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.

(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone

Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
by Texan_Lenin January 4, 2020
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United States of North America

I'm doing this to annoy Americans
United States of North America. A way of annoying Americans, noun
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Mall of America

A lame, over popular, mall in a dull, boring city with nasty fat pasty girls with thick accents. Supposedly the biggest in the US however, it is just a small lame theme park in a regular sized mall.
Sarah: I came from Houston to see this Mall of America?

Sarah's Cousin Lauren, a resident of Minneapolis: Yea, isn't it aweseome? It's the biggest in the US you know?

Sarah: Yes, I know that, but where is the Louis Vuitton, Fendi, or Gucci?

Lauren: We don't have those stores, but we do have a BigDog outlet.

Sarah: My point exactly...
by SarahTipsy November 2, 2007
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luckiest boy in america metal

can only be achieved when a minor male student has a steamy affair with 1 or more female teachers who are really hot then this affair goes public and into the media and then all over the news.

luckiest boy in america metal being that a minor has had sexual relations with a woman much older then him who must be hot

in my opinion this "metal" can only be achieved when the male student is a minor(being under 18) and in junior high or highschool. college doesnt really count cause there its the adult world
man!, i wish i could have won a luckiest boy in america metal!!
too bad i already graduated highschool and im over 18

WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL THIS SEX CRAZED TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!!!!!

read a manga called teacher and student its about a boy who lives with his teacher and they fuck but this would be called luckiest boy in japan metal
by TiTyRon February 12, 2010
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boy scouts of america

those fucks that spend their time butt-fucking each other and helping old women across the street
I know this kid jim, hes in the boy scouts... hes got aids... in his ass...
by Adrian Salazar May 10, 2005
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Catholic University of America

Humorist PJ O'Rourke once stated, "I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."

After one visit, it becomes apparent that God has obliged PJ with an entire University with suitable Church-goers.

Almost as a rule, the female students at Catholic sport oversized buttocks, and often a bit of a tummy (for when they fall asleep in Church leaning forward, perhaps?). Additionally, sweat pants with the Catholic logo are religiously (pardon the pun) purchased and worn, mainly because no jeans at A&F will fit.

PJ's theories are further proven by the intellect displayed by Catholic U students. The females, despite having zany and purely incorrect beliefs on what constitutes virginity (make sure he wears a condom!), are outdone by the males. On the one hand, they take some pride in living in one of the less-advantaged socio-economic areas of DC, but on the other hand they are quick to forget that they are provided with security that would have made the Marines at Khe Sahn green with envy. The entire campus is ringed with gates, security card checks, and other such nonsense so as to provide a safety barrier between the students and the 'murkier' folk they are surrounded by. While conversing with Catholic students, it is considered polite to drop the n-word several dozen times, even when discussing the question of why African-Americans are ambivalent about supporting the Republican Party.

If I haven't yet convinced you to pay CUA a visit, I should point out one last detail. As long as you can conjure an even half-way decent reason for them to not feel guilt, the women are easier than 123. I take no responsibility if the condom breaks, however.
G-Town Student #1: "Dude, wanna go down to Union Station and hit on some Catholic University of America girls?"
G-Town Student #2: "Fuck no man, I want to actually earn my poon-tang tonight."

AU Student #1: "I'm so glad that I didn't apply to Catholic!"
AU Student #2: "AMEN Sister!"
by neinmeinstein November 30, 2006
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Captain America

captain america thinks he one tough son-of-a-bitch(mark flissinger)
by brett August 11, 2003
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