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guy crush

If a straight guy has developed a "guy crush" on another guy, they admire him for his looks, fiscal attributes, sex life, attitude or relationship with girls and other guys. They may wish to be like him, be friends with him or just touch him. It is not wrong to like a girl while having a guy crush.
#1: Sam: Matt is so sexy, I think I'm developing a guy crush on him.

#2 Liam: Brett, stop staring at him. He'll think you have a guy crush.
#3 Scott: Do you see the was Sam follows you around? He probably has a guy crush on you. What do you think he likes about you ? Your dick?
by BestiesBeforeTestes March 12, 2017
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Muscle guy

Any person who works out, who can’t grow or gain size but walks around like they’re the biggest person ever.
There a lot of muscle guys in the gym today
by @smoochsmacker December 20, 2018
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romcom guy

Romcom Guy means the kinda guy who is aware yet unaware of things, like a character with contradictions. A mixture of McDreamy and McSteamy.
Eve: He is such an odd kinda guy. I simultaneously love and hate him.
Adam: Oh! Maybe he's a romcom guy
by Your ex McKilljoy August 18, 2015
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JST guys

JST guys / JST party
Japan-Standard-Timely company of people;

could catch you in the middle of weary panties only sit., esp. still-on time of preparty or Long Acting medication time.

BTW: On the slips of Takkyubin (🏓Japanese delivery service) you should check boxes to designate desired hour of delivery.
PingPong! (Japanese door chime sounds)
Jhon "Who the heck is that?"
Jane "OMG, i forgot we are in Tokyo, JST Guys arrived!"
Upstairs:
Son of Abikos "Gee, JST party in my pants!"
by 💾ReallyTbytes📺 November 1, 2016
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Knacks Guy

by skyboxskybox May 29, 2020
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guy points

points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
by dmaestas September 4, 2009
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Vest Guy

You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.
A party isn’t a party until vest guy shows up.
by Kalizmostwanted January 15, 2011
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