1 definition by Eggsbenedictwastaken

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A purple guy who sticks a peice of toast to his chest and calls it a badge
Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-
by Eggsbenedictwastaken March 05, 2021
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