Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them

"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."

by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023

Ed Sheeran

Any redhead anywhere

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

Tim-ed It

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.

Did you see how that person Tim-ed It?

by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024

Arkady Babchenko-ed

The act of faking your own death, and coming back from the dead less than 24 hours later due to some circumstances that need to be handled.

Bro, Stacy ditched an exam but then Kira's party was that same night so she Arkady Babchenko-ed it.

Dude, I might need to Arkady Babchenko this weekend...I need to do go to the dentist, then meet that brat Krista.

by Anna Winchester June 11, 2018

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

ed

an eating disorder.

"i have an ed"

by heheistoopid August 25, 2019

Guy-ed

A Person that is extremily jammy and lucky, without good reason or knowledge

Guy-ed: "I just found a scratch card on the street with £100 on it"

by SB256 December 20, 2008