Water Polo

Masturbation in the bathtub, a aquatic (and pocketless) variant of pocket pool.

Sorry gents, gotta go--me and my stiffy are off to the tub for a round of water polo!

Water Polo by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005

water stuck in teeth 

1.your dentist accidentally drilled a whole in your mouth.

2.you have bad luck.

Life sucks, I got water stuck in teeth.

water stuck in teeth by ShadowSwordS March 11, 2009

water ballooning 

Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.

Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.

water ballooning by Dick Dastardley December 15, 2016

Water pancake 

A guy who likes to get his buns smushed by another male until it appears to look like pancake, and then the male proceeds to bust all over it.

Yo did you hear that Wesley did the water pancake to Paul last night? Oh no way thats gross.

Water pancake by Phil Minx January 16, 2018

Water isn't wet 

Water is not wet before you jump I. The pool are you wet or dry? You are dry. When you jump in the pool and your body is fully submerged underwater can you really tell whether or not you're wet? No you are not wet til you get out the pool and oxygen hits your body then you are wet

Water isn't wet brush yes it is says who says me we aren't gonna argue bout this shit right niw

Water isn't wet by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 30, 2018

Water Buffalo 

A really fat ugly girl that one of your friends is dating and you don't want to refer to their girlfriend as a human.

Dude I think Joe is with water buffalo again.

Water Buffalo by K Dub Sacs October 2, 2007

water baby

The act of becoming pregnant from going swimming. Usually, the bastard comes out deformed due to high levels of chlorine.

"Awwe. What a cute water baby."
"That is a water baby if I ever saw one!"
"I think i'm pregnant.....with a water baby!!"

water baby by bloonsworld August 1, 2008