toothmonkey

1. member of the cool kids and captain of the last ones up

2. a crazy monkey, often encountered at the best sessions

3. moth circus master

4. a magical being

5. sexy penguin's love

hey dude, you going to toothmonkey's session on tuesday night?

toothmonkey's at solas drinking solas light with sexy penguin

I miss my toothmonkey

toothmonkey rules!

by AdelinaK January 4, 2008

Toothpasting

A method of getting high by rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples, Titanium Dioxide nanoparticles in the toothpaste enter the bloodstream and create an opiloid type high.

"Oh man im totally pasted right now"
"Toothpasting is so intense"

by highfives October 17, 2012

freak tooth

one who obtains a freakish toth that juts out and scrapes along the ground gathering all sorts of fecal matter and small african rodents.

"the fuck happened to that guys tooth?"
"Hey!"

by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003

siamese toothnipple

two people attached together at the tooth and the nipple

its unfortunate that earl and dale's mom had sex with her brother. they will always be laughed at for being inbred siamese toothnipples.

by d siegs April 17, 2010

Baby Tooth Heishman

A person who still has baby teeth when they are over the age of 18. The teeth represent them as person of low inteligence and the need to recieve underages. Could also be considered things such as a bubbly faggot. like I always say 'Whats good for the goose, is good for the gander..."

Baby tooth Heishman just got an underage, what else is new?

by kdnajdenaskfmdlas May 3, 2010

A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.

Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

toothing

When a girl uses her teeth during oral sex to the point where it causes pain to the recieving male.

Dude, I was with ______ last night and she was toothing!

by Ross Dolce May 5, 2005