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high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
by The mad shatter November 29, 2017
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Birthday Burrito Surprise

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.
Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!
by Joooshy January 18, 2023
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Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face
I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday
by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021
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Ass Cheese Surprise

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.
He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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ricky dicky surprise

The sexual art of eating a girl out and it not being flavorful enough. You proceed to put a lip in and use her vagina as a spitter. Once you've finished your dip you place the entire pinch in her vagina and give it two pumps to make sure it's all the way in. She then to top it all off queefs the dip onto your chest.
The Ricky dicky surprise last night tore her pussy up but was so worth it.
by Haharickydick7 January 8, 2017
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Kool aid surprise

The act of pouring microwaved kool aid on a male partners penis and then yell surprise! While your partner is screaming.
Ya I gave that bitch a kool aid surprise last tuesday. He'll think twice before cheating on me again.
by Gorillabeast2012 June 11, 2012
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Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.
"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."
by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015
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