Train Wreck

When you get ready to have sex with someone from behind, but use your fist instead to freak them out.

I gave that girl last night a Train Wreck, now she only goes with girls.

by BroncoCrisco August 05, 2008

Trump Train

The trump train is a toy that republicans give tiny handed trump to play with and keep him distracted. The trump train keeps him busy and not able to toddler tantrum around the Oval Office. This has been the most effective method as there are no corners to put little grumpy in when he has been bad. But occasionally the little temper gets board of his train and sneaks past his babysitters and breaks something. The trump train isn’t fool proof after all.

Kelly Ann: look out he’s headed for the briefcase!!!

John Kelly: it’s ok he can’t remember that many numbers for the code
Kelly Ann: we don’t wanna risk it! Dangle the trump train in front of him! Quick!!
Paul Ryan: thank you Kelly for keeping America safe.

by Daggy row January 28, 2019

Train Wreck

When a three way goes terribly wrong.

DUDE, Nate and Allen were banging this bitch and their dicks touched, Talk about a Train Wreck

by AndrewNG August 19, 2008

Coal Train

A black person with who is either A) invoker of epic lulz or B) flat out awesome. You could say individuals who are called coal train "Bring the coal...baby"

Sean: Dude Chris is so cool, he was talking about how he fingered two girls last night
Kareem: He's a regular Coal Train!

by Vaginabuttfarts March 05, 2008

train tracks

when two bowls of marijuana are passed in opposite directions in a circle... and when the two bowls meet, the person has to train track them by hitting two pipes at once.

your traink tracks man

by haggardrobhaggard August 27, 2005

milk train

something someone says when honking the boob, or giving a titty twister; another word for titty twister or nurple

person 1: *walking down the street*
person 2: stops and says "O My Golly G Willikers!!! What is that over there?!?!" *points to something off in the distance
person 1: *looks over in the distance and is distracted*
person 2: reaches over and pinches person 1's nipple in the process of a titty twister while exclaiming "MILK TRAIN!!!"

by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008

train wreck

A desperately ill patient with many complicated problems presented for medical care.

Man, did you see that train wreck in trauma three? He's never making it out of the hospital.

by Sekou December 04, 2003