your spider is not correct

your completley off topic

friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1: no your spider is not correct i was talking bout harold and kumar

by threex October 10, 2008

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Sideswiped

When a guy feels like he was just hit by a car because his girlfriend that he thought was just a casual relationship wants him to tell her he loves her, and or she tells him that she wants to get married.

Bob really got sideswiped last night when Tina told him that she wanted to get married. I feel bad for the guy, but oh well he's pussy whipped anyway.

by Soaren Nidabroht December 2, 2010

Spider-Man

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.

1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

Sidestep

When someone who owes you money completely changes the subject of conversation when asked about the debt in order to avoid said debt.

Chad completely sidestepped me today when I asked him for the money he owes me.

Me.. Hey you got that 20 you owe me?

Chad... Did you hear about Danny going to jail last night?

by JohnnyTrapp77 April 17, 2019

Spider-Man: No Way Home

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*

Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*

by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021