smooz

A Florida Gang

The smooz just shoot a crip.

by smooz / bud / death March 13, 2009

smooth move exlax

When someone makes a not so smooth move, one would use this phrase in a verbally ironic fashion.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.

"You guys, I left the door to the bathroom unlocked, and just got caught wanking off!"
"Smooth move exlax"

by Ally April 4, 2005

smooge

funk from a dog's ass

That dog left smooge on my couch!!

by annaisabella March 18, 2004

Smoot

A small hole or archway, left in the bottom of a drystone wall to allow rabbits to pass in and out of fields, but too small to allow sheep to pass through. Often seen in the Lake District, Cumbria.

The rabbit escaped through the smoot.

by Joey-beans October 6, 2005

smooze

have a friendy conversation

Lets smooze about the Mets after work.

by Joe Morris October 12, 2004

Smoothie Walk

A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.

"guys the smoothies are done!"

*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.

by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009

Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.

"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009