Milwaukee Shower

A variation on the venerable Golden Shower, the Milwaukee Shower can only be performed after consuming several 40-oz bottles of Milwaukee's finest. Noted for its greenish-orange hue and sulfer/ass overtones, beers from this delightful city yield a vigorous urine stream of pure battery acid.

Wes: Hey honey, are you up for some watersports tonight? I can run down to the corner store for a six-pack of Beast.

Sharon: I might, but only if you buy an imported wheat beer. My skin is still recovering from last Friday's Milwaukee Shower!

by bkn December 1, 2009

shower jouster

any male that has sex in the shower whether it be with a man or a woman

Tom decided to screw his wife in the shower

by frodo bagins July 30, 2003

Shower Face

Having a warm face all night as a result of getting ready too quickly after coming out of the shower. Not fun

Boy 1: I got dressed and ready to go out in 10 minutes after coming out of the shower.
Boy 2: Cool.
Boy 1: Not cool. I've got wile Shower Face

by Colm. December 27, 2008

Shower Toy

Simply put, a shower toy is a girl who looks good naked and wet. And if your lucky youll have her in a shower where the both of you are naked and wet. You get the idea.

<whistle> "dude look at her, shes a nice little shower toy."
"yeah id like to get a piece of that."

by Andrew V. and Tom M. March 19, 2008

Carpet Shower

Urinating on a hairy snatch.

This kinky bitch wants a carpet shower!

by carpet pisser December 10, 2008

[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

Puerto Rican shower

Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun

1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water

1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"

by raygee July 1, 2004