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Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.
My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"

Vintage Sausage 

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.
"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
Vintage Sausage by muddledaction September 25, 2012

Cumbernauld Sausage 

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!
Cumbernauld Sausage by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

Three Sausage Dinner 

When a female gets all her holes plugged air tight in a hot foursome with three well endowed males.
Where's Carla? I haven't seen or heard from her all day.

She home. She's a little tired and sore. She got turnt last night and ended up going home for a three sausage dinner.

Burnt Sausage 

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.
Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".

hooker sausage 

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts