city punch

Tap water. The ingredients and taste vary from city to city.

This city punch has a hint of chlorine that is quite pleasing to the pallatte.

by huffren December 25, 2010

punch

A kind of minor surgery in which the doctor 'punches' down and removes a sample of skin, usually from the site of a suspicious mole.

"The biopsy from my punch says I have melanoma."

by Ibby C. December 28, 2005

doughnut puncher

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.

Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.

by bLiTcH July 22, 2008

Johnny Cage punch

The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.

Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"

by El Singario February 11, 2006

Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

by strikerdew June 3, 2013

Lobster Punch

The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue.

Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night.

by Piss Monkey February 2, 2009

five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

by jedarus May 19, 2009