Poon Toon

A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.

"What the fuck does that mean you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

Poon

A combination of the words poor & porn.

Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.

There are so many people bothering me on the street for no apparent reason. I think they watch poon

by Chief Lotsadough September 8, 2021

poon bounce

An act where the male partner constantly bounces his penis on the female partners vagina.

She let me poon bounce her a bit before we fucked bro, it was glorious!

I poon bounced her for a solid 5 minutes.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

Poon.

(n.) A vagina

Dorothy's poon. is wet

by poonmaster654 March 22, 2016

Poon

1. The noun used to describe a fit gal who walks past you with some thicc booty.

2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.

Tiago you just copped some mad poon.

I’m pooning Arjun in face.

by The gov’ner February 17, 2019

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang

"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"

by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016