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Poon

Short for the word poontang, but is also found as a common last name for unfortunate Asians. Poon refers to an adult woman's vagina which is often crusty and stretched out from child birth.
Yoooo that bitch named Barbara played dumb last night when I asked her what her name meant. She said the "poon" was short for harpoon. Shiettt - we all know it means her vagina
by vagujibrappu November 13, 2014
mugGet the Poonmug.

Poon

“Wow Hunter Lewis is literally such a poon like omg”
by Dirtydanxpinhead May 19, 2018
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poon

u get any poon last night bro?
by atomicrecords June 15, 2024
mugGet the poonmug.

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016
mugGet the Poon cheatermug.

Poon lips

The bigger the poon lips you have the better person you are.
Hey you have big poon lips.
by Connorjohnson058 September 14, 2022
mugGet the Poon lipsmug.

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.
"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"
by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022
mugGet the Pooning Outmug.

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine vaping device.
by rvvv January 26, 2025
mugGet the poonmug.

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