poon bounce

An act where the male partner constantly bounces his penis on the female partners vagina.

She let me poon bounce her a bit before we fucked bro, it was glorious!

I poon bounced her for a solid 5 minutes.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024

A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

poon peddler

someone who sells poon on the street

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!

by black_cloud January 2, 2011

Poon

Short for Poon Tang, prostitute or vagina. From the French putain which means hooker, but pronounced poon tang in Viet Nam, the US soldiers brought this word back. Viet Nam used to be a colony of France and they use a lot of French words, often Asianized.

Poon Tang! One dollar lookey, two dollar touchy, three dollar do-y. Poon Tang Three Dolla and pack of Virginia Slim

by Jelly Roll Baker February 24, 2019