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Poon

Short for the word poontang, but is also found as a common last name for unfortunate Asians. Poon refers to an adult woman's vagina which is often crusty and stretched out from child birth.
Yoooo that bitch named Barbara played dumb last night when I asked her what her name meant. She said the "poon" was short for harpoon. Shiettt - we all know it means her vagina
by vagujibrappu November 13, 2014
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Poon

You slay poon #kingpoon
by Kingpoon April 4, 2017
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Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.
Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.
by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020
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Poon

Short for Poon Tang, prostitute or vagina. From the French putain which means hooker, but pronounced poon tang in Viet Nam, the US soldiers brought this word back. Viet Nam used to be a colony of France and they use a lot of French words, often Asianized.
Poon Tang! One dollar lookey, two dollar touchy, three dollar do-y. Poon Tang Three Dolla and pack of Virginia Slim
by Jelly Roll Baker February 24, 2019
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Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.
"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"
by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022
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Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.
Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.
by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025
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poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
by Treebonics January 5, 2017
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