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One Pump Stump
A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.
One Pump Stump by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017
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One Dump Chump
A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.
One Dump Chump by janessa107 April 30, 2017
One upper
A person who hates to be out done. So out of jealousy or hate, whether made up or true has a one upping comment or action to try to make them selves look better.
Example: 1 one upper
Billy shoots wild game and is happy so he posts a pic on face book of his reward from all the hard work.
Billy's friend sees post and is jealous so he post a larger animal he shot illegally years ago.
Example:2
Billy buys acreage to hunt and doesn't let others so he can fill his freezer and not anyone elses because he worked so hard for it with out help.
Billy's friend gets jealous buys land while going in to extreme debt he can't really afford.
Example :3
Billy buys a new car because he never has had one before and has the excess cash to do so.
Billy's friend buys one aswell but bigger , while going in to debt he really can't afford.
Example:4
Billy tells a true life experience about building car engines and racing.
Billy's friend tells a story trying to one up and completely over exaggerates saying he's won racing trophies, but has never had his lieing ass in a race car.
Billy shoots wild game and is happy so he posts a pic on face book of his reward from all the hard work.
Billy's friend sees post and is jealous so he post a larger animal he shot illegally years ago.
Example:2
Billy buys acreage to hunt and doesn't let others so he can fill his freezer and not anyone elses because he worked so hard for it with out help.
Billy's friend gets jealous buys land while going in to extreme debt he can't really afford.
Example :3
Billy buys a new car because he never has had one before and has the excess cash to do so.
Billy's friend buys one aswell but bigger , while going in to debt he really can't afford.
Example:4
Billy tells a true life experience about building car engines and racing.
Billy's friend tells a story trying to one up and completely over exaggerates saying he's won racing trophies, but has never had his lieing ass in a race car.
One Tissue Issue
One Tissue Issue by From the L to the A February 12, 2018
one-legged kangaroo
Sexual position originated in Brazil.
Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
one-legged kangaroo by BrazilianNuts May 20, 2018