John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"
Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."
John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."
Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."
John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."
by mpfogarty October 19, 2010
You call your friend back because you have a missed call from them. You soon learn it was just a Pocket phone call.
"Hey did you call me?"
No, sorry that was my pocket
"Can I talk to your pocket?"
"Hey did you call me?"
No, sorry that was my pocket
"Can I talk to your pocket?"
by Mike Tsirklin January 28, 2009
If a female say bless her phone it means that want you to send her a nude or sumin to make her day..
Bae. “Bless my phone “
by Be. R r df f f November 04, 2019
Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.
by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006
A permanent relaxed positioning of the hand that closely resembles your hand when holding your cellphone.
This is caused by excessive cellphone usage in which the cellphone is kept in hand frequently over an extended period of time. The hand over time thus naturally conforms to the shape of the phone.
This is caused by excessive cellphone usage in which the cellphone is kept in hand frequently over an extended period of time. The hand over time thus naturally conforms to the shape of the phone.
An example of an IPhone Perma-phone hand
-in a relaxed hand position the hand naturally extends pinky forward (where it would be holding bottom of phone if it were there)
-The pointer finger naturally extends slightly upward
-the middle, ring and pinkie finger lower downward below pointer (pinkie being lowest and middle highest)
the difference in a Perma iPhone hand and regular hand can be seen when comparing both your hands in a relaxed position side by side with palms faced down or you can turn both hands (relaxed) sideways and your phone should be easily secured into positioning in your perma-phone hand
-in a relaxed hand position the hand naturally extends pinky forward (where it would be holding bottom of phone if it were there)
-The pointer finger naturally extends slightly upward
-the middle, ring and pinkie finger lower downward below pointer (pinkie being lowest and middle highest)
the difference in a Perma iPhone hand and regular hand can be seen when comparing both your hands in a relaxed position side by side with palms faced down or you can turn both hands (relaxed) sideways and your phone should be easily secured into positioning in your perma-phone hand
by Reppin516 July 08, 2014
A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.
So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.
by Bob Albanese September 06, 2007
When someone talks bad about another person, or threatens them over the phone or through voice mail, but is afraid to confront the person they are talking about.
by TheAffiliates July 17, 2010