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Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!
Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
by SlopNChop October 26, 2016
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Monsey

A place where religious Bnos Yisroel live. The number one rule is no talking to boys, unless your "family friends." If you are in the mood of "talking to girls" you would go to 7-11. If you get extra lucky you can park your car next to them and honk at them. Also on Motzei Shabbos its mandatory to go to Pomona Pizza.
Person 1: Have you ever been to 7-11?
Person 2: No, im not from Monsey.
Person 1: Aight but you missed good Hock last night
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I parked next to that Bais Yaakov girl everyone talks about
by Chaim (Security) from 7-11 February 28, 2019
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Mohsen

Mohsen is a sweet and kind hearted boy, who's also so beautiful. He loves eating watermelon, apples and pandas. His favorite snack are oreos, he's as yummy as an oreo thus gets called Oreo.
His beauty is so unbelievable that it can drive anyone crazy. His eyes are so big and shiny, just beautiful. His lips are so yummy and look so sweet. His beautiful hair is dark and smooth, matches his face so well.

Mohsen is the smartest one, he can learn anything by himself and he can even teach the teachers.
He may forget a lot of things (almost everything) , as to which it's a phenomenon called Mossin, but he always remembers everything that is truly important to him. If a Mohsen remembers you or something you've said, know you're very special.
The people who have a Mohsen are the luckiest ones. They would go to sleep and wake up happy everyday. They would know what the true meaning of happiness is. They would have someone who they would never get bored from, someone who could make them laugh even when everything is going wrong, and make you laugh out loud even when your dad is sleeping right next to you. Someone who protects them, someone loyal, someone who's always Onest. Basically, they would be living a dream.
You have a problem in your life? Get a Mohsen, a simple hi from him will make all your problems go away.

They say no one is perfect but the people who say that haven't met a Mohsen. Everyone should get himself a Mohsen. Mohsen is golden <3
Mohsen? That guy is the hottest!
Mohsen's girlfriend is the luckiest.
That Mohsen is so cute.
by q6wh September 13, 2019
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moose soup

When a lady wants to have sexual relations with another person she will say "Come down later for moose soup". The term was first coined by a lady in Alaska watching a boat race. Now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs.
"Come down later for moose soup" "You guys come down later, I have moose soups and everything"
by DiamondTrey July 31, 2017
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Moose Fart

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
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Moose orgasm

(Noun) the state at which a moose orgasms. You really don’t need an explanation
Me: “Yo, the fuck be that MFING sound? Sounded like moose orgasm or somin.”
neighbour: “ it is, and she is enjoying it. Besides, it’s none of your business!”
by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ July 5, 2018
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Momset

A set of moms, consisting of no less than 3 because 2 is a couple, and no more then 8 because anymore so is a cult.
by Momset February 4, 2020
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