moosecock

A mythical organ found on Moose in the North Woods. Highly valued. Familiar to Canadians and anyone from the UP.

In da nort woods tey got a lotta moosecock, eh!

by FIB March 21, 2007

Moose Knuckle

The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.

The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.

If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.

Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.

by katbermat April 29, 2007

mooshho

The Chinese way of expressing the word "pussy"

Jet Li gets a lot of mooshoo when from the ladies when he feels like it.

by youknowit April 11, 2003

moose tits

A rather large set of mammary glands (breasts).

Man, suck those moose tits!

by CyndiH November 3, 2008

Moose

When an individual acts brotherly/best-friends only to disappear permenantly for the love/lust of a woman is considered as being a "moose".

Ya! man, Mustafa was a brother but he turned out to be a "Moose".

Hey! Where is Mustafa these days? Don't Ask! He pulled a "Moose".

by Black Hawk, Knight Hawk November 22, 2010

The Moose

The sign given to a friend in hiding while in doggie style behind
some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with
palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE)

Steve was hiding in my closet, and while I had her doggy-style I gave him a quick moose.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Squatting moose

An insult for people named ariana

Ariana your such a squatting moose.

by Piggyfat October 18, 2008