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The "Are You Cold?" Kiss

Possibly one of the greatest kiss ideas ever contrived. If one's boyfriend/girlfriend gets cold easily, and you happen to notice this while holding their hand during a romantic excursion, proceed to inquire whether they are cold. If the answer is yes, proceed to kissing them on the line of the jaw near their ear. Rinse and repeat as you kiss them on the cheek , jaw, and neck, all the while progressively getting closer to their lips. Kiss them with as much skill as you possess in a romantic way without going into full make-out mode. Once done, ask them "Sooo, are you cold now?". Congradulations, you've just executed the cutest kiss on the planet. All standard issue procedures such as a breath mint, good atmosphere, etc. still apply.
OMG! my boyfriend just did The "Are You Cold?" Kiss on me! it was soooooooooo cute. he's the most thoughtful boyfriend ever
by ec1ip7ic January 5, 2009
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Australian Kiss

Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.
Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss
by The Iron Mike November 23, 2011
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virgin kisser

Someone who hasn't had their first kiss yet. They are a virgin to begin with and have not kissed anyone romantically, making them virgin kissers. They might be nerdy, not very flirtatious or just awesome but late bloomers.
Jarred, Garrett, and Caitlin are all virgin kissers...sad!
by squirrelgirl123 April 4, 2009
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Kiss my fat white ass

The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.
John: Hey how are you doing you pompous son of a bitch
Ken: Kiss my fat white ass

Sarah: Hey you skanky hoe whats with all the meat
Barbie: Kiss my fat white ass bitch
by DEATHONASTICK June 13, 2006
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platonic kiss

A sloppy tongue kiss that Plato used to give Aristotle.
Isocrates: "Yo, Plato be kissing Aristotle again and spit be coming out his mouth."
Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."
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French kiss

The best thing a person can do with their lips after sucking. MUCH funner than the normal kissing.
He gave her a french kiss which made her feel like everything was perfect.
by Nanana September 3, 2006
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scarlet kiss

To eat a women's minge during her monthlies.
A vampire's favourite form of oral sex.
by Keeper of the sacred honey pot October 29, 2003
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