circle jerk 

A circle jerk is a kind of competition between guys where they have to sit in a circle. Then they put a cookie in the middle and they start to jerk off. Finally,the last one to come has to eat the cookie.

This time, it was Jimmy's turn to eat the circle jerk pudding.

circle jerk by Greg July 27, 2003

Norwegian Circle Jerk 

Wrapping a piece of leftsa around one's penis, then proceeding to jerk-off in a circle formation. Afterwards, add luetifisk and eat like a sandwich. Must be done in groups of 5 or more.

Chris and Jake held a Norwegian circle jerk party at Rachel's house last night. It was erotic and delicious.

Norwegian Circle Jerk by Ashley, Chris, Jake, and Rachel. January 7, 2005

Panda Jerk 

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.

Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.

Panda Jerk by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010

Random Jerk Theory 

Refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (Derives from the "Random Walk Theory" of economics)

"Jerk me off!" "Time for a circle-jerk!" "Masturbate me, why don't you?" "Sounds like a reach-around to me!" "My dick's bigger than yours." "I'm getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, IRS, alimony/child-support, etc.) today."

Random Jerk Theory by M.N.J. & V.A. March 4, 2004

circle jerk 

I went to the University of Illinois in Chicago in the 60's. Back then it was know as the University of Illinois at Chicago Circle, due to it's proximity to a large circular expressway interchange. One day I came home from school and my dad asked me "How is my favorite Circle Jerk doing?" Very funny!After that I started to use the term Circle Jerk to describe some of my teachers and fellow students.

My math teacher is a real Circle Jerk.

circle jerk by Mongoose March 9, 2004

circle jerk 

A situation that is completely inane and useless, frustratingly hopeless, almos always connected with work.

My boss is an idiot, you should have seen the circle jerk project we had to do this week to satisfy that egotistical moron.

circle jerk by funlovincriminl August 9, 2003

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk 

A verb where people who think they're smart, agree with each other and create ridiculous ideas.

Similar to "mental masturbation" but with idiots.

Most of the republican party is filled with pseudo-intellectual circle jerking.

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010