A hypersloth accomplishes very little, rapidly. Or vice-versa.
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A combination of hyperventilate and loquate (speak) - means trying to talk while you're out of breath.
In a sentence: It would be a lot easier to understand the man at the gym if he didn't hyperventriloquate at me from the adjacent elliptical.
In cinema (also the origin): the scene in The Goonies where the mom is trying to chastize the kids while juggling grocery bag.
In cinema (also the origin): the scene in The Goonies where the mom is trying to chastize the kids while juggling grocery bag.
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Get the hypercandy mug.A fictional superhero universe created by a couple of very bored high school kids with a very... um... unique sense of humor.
A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:
The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.
The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:
The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.
The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
Person 1 - "We're the creators of the Hyperactive Man saga."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
by hyperactive_man February 21, 2009
Get the Hyperactive Man Saga mug.Jenna: "Woah dude, last week you told me those sweet new roof racks were going to turn your life around, now it's the end of the world cos your paint job got scratched."
Craig: "It's true! My life is over!"
Jenna: "You gotta stop being so hyperbobolic, it's bad for your blood pressure man."
Craig: "It's true! My life is over!"
Jenna: "You gotta stop being so hyperbobolic, it's bad for your blood pressure man."
by Quilla2107 October 6, 2010
Get the Hyperbobolic mug.1.) A most vile concoction. Where one mixes Kool Aid powder with their preferred energy drink (Rockstar, Monster, etc...). Alcohol may also be added, but is not suggested as even one shot of alcohol added to the already lethal amounts of caffeine will make a drink stronger than a four loko.
2.) Basically, Crystal meth in liquid form.
2.) Basically, Crystal meth in liquid form.
Damn, I wanna try something stronger than weed, but I don't wanna shoot or snort anything.
Let's make some hyperaid!
Let's make some hyperaid!
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