Skip to main content

Jim Halpert

A character from the NBC show The Office. Portrayed by John Krasinski. Based off Tim Canterbury from the original British BBC show. Hottest fictional character ever.

Jim Halpert is an intelligent but rather unmotivated character who loves playing pranks on his coworker and deskmate, Dwight Schrute.
Person 1: Who's your favorite office character?
Person 2: Definitely Jim Halpert! He's hilarious!
by Sharpie Rainbow May 14, 2008
mugGet the Jim Halpert mug.

Booty Hammer

Is the name for a very ballin' person.
by Bootyhammermarc April 29, 2008
mugGet the Booty Hammer mug.
Related Words

hammer time

it's when the things get serious in a good way. things dat gon make you shake ur head and open ur eyes up!
it's like when u see a fucking sexy girl in a street with da ass u want. dats ur hammer time
when ur team play hard and scores.
by amadeus24 November 7, 2011
mugGet the hammer time mug.

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.
"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."
by ChristWhite December 17, 2008
mugGet the chinese ass hammer mug.

hammer keys

<adj.or noun> A person (or a descriptive qualifier denoting that person's style) who doesn't properly understand how to manipulate video game characters with the control stick. Such a person is naturally given to pounding the various buttons and thrusting the joystick in a frenzied manner (usually when playing games like Street Fighter II). (May also denote a philosophy that regards strength and chance as superior to finesse and strategy.)
A: Jay whipped my ass at Street Fighter II last night...
B: What? No way...Which character was he playing?
A: Zangief!
B: ...Impossible.....
A: No..he beat me like 7 or 8 times in a row!
B: How?
A: Hammer keys!
by Sh*tprize November 10, 2006
mugGet the hammer keys mug.

Halfer

A halfer is when a female starts to give a blow job to a male, but stops before the male can ejaculate.
Ali gave Scott a halfer on homecoming freshman year
by Jim Nantz 69 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Halfer mug.

Hammerhead

When he flashed her she saw he was a hammerhead.
by Crazy Bald Man July 29, 2006
mugGet the Hammerhead mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email