fruit bat

Fruit bat: noun:

1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.

2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.

1.

A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.

2.

A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.

by bpepps April 13, 2011

fruit bat

a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

fruit salad

A homosexual orgy.

There was an abundance of banana in that fruit salad.

by foy_45 April 1, 2004

juicy fruit

a gay person with a jerrycurl.
this is because their hair drips
and they are fruity.

Hey yo I don't like you looking at me like that juicyfruit mathafuker

by 84boy November 13, 2004

Fruit-Picking

Going into a Vans shoe store and tearing the shoe tags off just for its sticker

"The shoe guy almost caught us fruit-picking!"

by Ninja Fruit Picker February 4, 2010

Fruit Snack

When your straight but a gay guy looks fine.

John-Damn that guy looks like a snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!

by Jonathan Navarrete May 2, 2018

Arabian fruit salad

A man cores a coreable fruit and proceeds to fuck the hole it provides.

I was so horny the other day and the Arabian fruit salad was so much better than my right hand.

by MiJaWi March 22, 2011