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Fruit and Grain Bar

While your sex partner is getting undressed quickly rip off a section of the wall and quietly beat them with it
while shoveling several fruit AND grain bars up there anus after they start to bleed through the month incessantly shit on their bodies at exactly every 34 seconds, once this is finished hide the body and gloat to all your friends
Gay lad 1- so hows Tiny estavan
Gay lad 23- It sucks shes a bitch i think shes gonna marry me
Gay lad 1- thats not of the riz, totally fruit and grain bar that bitch
by SCULLET February 5, 2005
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Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.
by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018
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Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022
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Japanese fruit pie

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.
by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017
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I cut fruit

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016
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Fruit Punch Blunt

When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.
by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018
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