felch burglar

Someone who steals felch from a gay man's ass; by either licking or sucking the orifice dry. Afterwards, the thief gargles the felch until regurgitating it back into the orifice, only to steal it again.

That felch burglar is stealing it again!

by LoneRanger September 21, 2006

French Language

A beautiful language, spoken in France, Switzerland, Monaco, and several countries in Africa. French is a language that "sounds pretty" or sometimes even "sexy" when a hot French man speaks it, using soft delicate words.
It's a language that even when saying the most vulgar phrase in the world, can sound beautiful.

Pierre- Tu es une putain grosse! (you are a fat whore!)
Janice- Aw thanks Pierre! You're so sexy when you speak the French language!
Pierre- Merde. (shit.)

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

felching session

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.

I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.

by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003

French

another way of saying "I give up" or "I forfeit"

This question is too hard, I French

by mozes February 26, 2005

Pony Felcher

The act of fleching a pony, i.e. performing anal sex on one to completion and then retrieving the semen for oral ingestion, with or without a straw.

Joseph Rakofsky isn't always a pony felcher, but when he is, he prefers dos pajitas.

by not_seu June 27, 2011

French hobble

A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.

If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!

by OldOllie September 25, 2007

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008