Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018

Floorboard Bitch

One who lives on the floorboards of their home.

Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.

The only type of bitch that knows what crawls on the floor at night is a floorboard Bitch.

by Donn July 10, 2018

Floopies

Gangsta cat. A cat that is gangsta as fuck. Pimp daddy kitty cat.

Floopies be smackin hoes

by Floopy G June 10, 2018

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Floor

Floor is one of the most unique and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, loyal, caring and intellegent. Almost always in a good mood and has a good reason for it when she's not. She will always be there for you and has a fine butt. Floor’s are just all around a great catch.

You are so hot, you must be a Floor.

That girl has such a pure heart, such a Floor.

by WaveyBabey September 26, 2018

Floodite Gems

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.

Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!

by starlessgolightly October 2, 2018

Floor d'oeuvre

Dropped table food discovered by pets

Spot has grown rather fond of our current offerings of floor d'oeuvres.

by Dr Tortoise September 14, 2018