Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.
If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
Since the terrain in most of the Sunshine State is flat as a table, naming it "Floorida" could be appropriate in another case, as well, since said level ground would make it easier to lay down tiles or linoleum.
by QuacksO April 06, 2020