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Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.
If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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A southern state where everyone habitually "puts the pedal to the metal".
Since the terrain in most of the Sunshine State is flat as a table, naming it "Floorida" could be appropriate in another case, as well, since said level ground would make it easier to lay down tiles or linoleum.
by QuacksO April 05, 2020
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