The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

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flatso

A fat girl with small tits

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!

by Michael Hunt August 6, 2003

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flatus

The gas bacteria in the large intestine produce when feeding on your feces. It's what gives crap and farts their smell. The release of flatus is called flatulence.

John farted some stanky flatus after eating at Taco Bell.

by WindWaker68 April 6, 2004

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FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

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Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

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one of the most fuckin amazing bands ever. mostly punk with their new album "the great awake" but also ska/punk especially in their other full length "destroy to create". from toronto. consists of chris cresswell (vox/guitar), scott brigham (guitar), paul ramirez (drums), and jon darbey (bass). great, original band. some of their best songs include "fred's got slacks", "eulogy", "spill your guts", and "this respirator".

the flatliners play a sick show and fuckin rock!

by fuck names! April 19, 2008

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