flatuloquist Share definition Flag A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice. Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth." flatuloquist by cj January 1, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the flatuloquist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch