Fake Christian Trumpocrite

Term of endearment for Joel Osteen. Coined by renowned and well respected journalist Tara Dublin.

The Fake Christian Trumpocrite exploits people’s faith and trust to selfishly keep a glamorous luxury lifestyle at their expense.

by Aww230220 February 20, 2023

Fake Rich

When a person puts on a show as if they are significantly more rich than they actually are.

- "I hear he owns a corvette!"
- "Nah, girl... he rents one on Fridays and returns it on Sunday. He's just fake rich."

by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023

fake address generator

A fake address generator is a fucking scam, most people use it for credit card information but when the realized it doesn't work they cry like a baby.

John: Hey, check out fake address generator! You can use it for free trials and stuff.
Micheal: Okay.
John: Did you get your free trial?
Micheal: NO!! It is a fucking scam, I am broke and I have no money.

by okfinenoob April 13, 2023

fake fake blonde

Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde

Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp

by satomeow May 19, 2023

Fake hood

A person (or a place) that pretends to be in the hood and talks with a blaccent when in reality they’re just from a predominantly white middle-class suburb.

Jake: Yo bro I think Lataysha is fake hood
Stefan: How u know?
Jake: One of her friends found her address and she just from some random-ass white neighborhood
Stefan: DAMNNN she fake hood fr fr

by Corgimations July 23, 2023

Spring Fake

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

headset fake

The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.

I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call

by Ral_phie June 11, 2010