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atomic facial

When engaging in the missionary position just before blowing his load, the male with draws the penis, takes aim and fire’s his load with the intention to shoot the female in the face whilst still in the missionary position. If his aim is successful, the aftermath should like one after an atomic bomb.
I came so hard I game her an atomic facial
by Mickyt54 September 30, 2006
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facilitate

An asshole's way of saying, "to make easier for others".
James like to facilitate Chuck.
by Badass Roadie November 24, 2015
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facial hair freedom

The day after the season at an amusement park ends, for male workers.

No longer are they forced to shave to absurd standards to pass a strict"grooming policy"
After I stopped worked at the amusement park and started a new job, I celebrated facial hair freedom by not having to waste ten minutes shaving my face.
by Downvoting Victim March 23, 2017
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faciaboard

Board surounding roof of house.
Whwn I get a new roof will you replace the facia?
by Mike45 July 18, 2008
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facediving

Using Facebook status updates, comments and other posted material to gather and accumulate knowledge and information about friends, family and loved ones, rather than finding the information through more direct means, like asking the person (or persons) face-to-face, by email or by text.
His girlfriend found out he was at the frat party instead of work because she went facediving through his older brother's photo album.
by Newton Sylmar February 28, 2011
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Faciest

(noun) 1. Someone who supports every side of a debate for the sake of boosting his self-image, ratings, and/ or poll numbers. 2. Someone who has many faces or agreeable sides to an argument. 3. Someone who is two-faced.
"Depending on the audience, some people are so faciest to get everyone to be supportive than critical of past errors."
by Norwegian English Dictionary November 30, 2011
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facial earthquake

"Oh my god someone over there is having a facial earthquake!"

*cuts to person violently shaking chin*
by Ch0psi August 6, 2014
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