phillips screw driver

4 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Milk of Magnesia

Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"

Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips screw driver."

by Westex November 17, 2006

drive-by

When a person farts while walking by or standing near someone else and immediately vacates the airspace allowing the stench to engulf the victim.

Today I was the victim of the nastiest smelling drive-by.

by weathergirl October 17, 2010

Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008

Drive-by Journalism

The art of writing a story that, under certain circumstances, can lead to the subject losing their credibility, their reputation, or their job. Then the writer of the story sitting back and laughing. Source: Rush Limbaugh.

The New York Times demonstrated a Drive-by Journalism tactic by printing a story about a presidential candidate's "alleged" affair more than a decade ago.

by Dan Richards February 23, 2008

points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver

Something back-seat drivers frequently do.

Okay, now turn here!

*points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver*

by Fleabag May 12, 2006

Illinois Drivers

Illinois Drivers are the principal source of all revenue generated by the Wisconsin State Patrol. They are generally jackasses who don't give a damn about children/bovine crossing the street. Tend to invade Wisconsin's smaller cities during their "wilderness expeditions." Generally hated by everyone.

Eh, Trooper Joe, whojasay just cut us off?" "Oh, it looks like some Illinois Drivers, dontchaknow. Let's ticket that sumvabitch's ass!

by Trooper Joe July 2, 2010

Derive

verb
1. To find the point where it came from, to take the derivative
2. To torture (method used by Calculus teachers)

Don't drink and derive.

by Dragix November 13, 2006