douche bag continuum

The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.

"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian

by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009

douchebag

A man who has an ego bigger than the world. Also can be called motherfucker or asshole. They tend to frequent clubs and try to dance with men's girlfriends.

All the guys on "Jersey Shore" are all douchebags.

by jkloser December 7, 2009

douchebag

A douchebag has no imagination or intelligence.

A douchebag copies your ideas, clothing, home style and speech and passes it off as their own after doing that a douchebag lectures you on how to think, dress, decorate and or speak as if he or she didn't steal your identity.

A douchebag eventually reveals him or herself to everyone because you can't fool everyone all of the time.

I can't believe it, that douchebag stole my idea and is pretending its his. Everyone is kissing that douchebags ass because they think his ideas are original and interesting. That douchebag has the nerve to have his wife introduce him as the idea man after stealing everyone's ideas!!

by canobeer February 7, 2010

douche bag

(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.

Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.

by owee March 3, 2010

Douche Gel

Styling substance with the purpose of extreme douche spikes with hair

Susan has to wear an eye patch because that guy used to much douche gel and poked her eye out.

by vingratis March 22, 2009

Douche Bag

A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.

After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.

by darKARooo April 18, 2009

Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

by that guync30 May 27, 2010