Handy Dandy

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

by me8576 October 20, 2009

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Danny P

Yo!
It's your boy Danny playing solo, ay!
You know who's getting also those vicroys!
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite!
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite!
John Wick comin' with the V Bucks
Ask Mommy for the Visa (Skrrrr, skrrrrr)
Choppin' trees Mickey D's Shooting Spree Ali-A
and you see me and you freeze
Drop a knee, join my team
10 damage, that's a bug bite!
50 damage... You aight'!
100 damage... Get some minis!
200 damage! Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
I'm gonna bounce and blast you off this tire
Your Mom's armpits smell like a moisty mire!
Get some slurp juice, get some slurp slurp
When you hurt you'll be crawlin' in the dirt, dirt
Hey hater, get on the elevator
Press L cause you're goin' to the lobby
I'm trappin' everywhere, you're trapped under there
150 damage in your underwear... (skrrrr, skrrr)
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts
you're goin' nite, nite (nite, nite)
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite

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by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

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Danny Ocean

Verb.
1. verb. To spill your beer.

"Dude I just Danny Oceaned my beer all over the carpet."

"Watch your step, someone just Danny Oceaned there."

by schneider9688 September 26, 2009

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Hawley Dairy Queen

Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.

Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.

by bobsagetkay2234 August 5, 2008

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Charleston dandy

A term that one imagines is a Southern fried version of its British cousin "Yankee-Doodle Dandy" and perhaps harks back to old class divisions in the Palmetto State. Upstart Liberal Presidential candidate, in the South Carolina Republican Primary.

Stephen Colbert was described as a "Charleston dandy" by a group of South Carolina moms doing a Town Hall.

by RedBeardSean January 31, 2012

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