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Condom

something to protect you from STD's and worst of all..... babies!
" man my pullout game strong " " nah nigga put on a condom! "
by luvqueen_steph May 11, 2016
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conbon

A monetary amount used to get your homie out of jail
I have to go pay my buddy’s conbon to get him out of jail
by Bearded Bezerker May 7, 2018
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keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.
I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
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purple chongos

Old School of Lean, as in "In the back of the club; sipping purple chongos". A slang term for spanish/black heritage Americans that can afford the 'drug'. Also sometimes confused with Ether, and embalming fluid.
"In the back of the club; sipping purple chongos".

Hey man, let's sip a purple chongo.

I got prescribed hydrocodine; lets make some purple chongos
by Chongos Mayne November 1, 2018
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condom jus

The spermicidal fluid or other lubrication coating a condom.
Yuck, I tried to put a condom on and got condom jus all over my hands.
by phatteus June 3, 2008
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irish condom

An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.
I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom
by eireman March 28, 2009
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Condom Jouster

Lets go to the beach and watch the condom jousters.
by Flanstraw2 October 16, 2008
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