clit frog

n to be a clit frog is to be a little bitch with no nut hair

look at that clit frog, he is a little bitch with no nut hair.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 10, 2005

cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.

Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.

by Gloves January 9, 2008

droppin clipz

When your shooting your gun and you have to reload you just drop your clipz

I ran out of ammo and i had to reload so i was droppin clipz

by iKillU April 26, 2008

Banana Clit

Inserting a banana into a female's clit, then peeling the banana while it is inside. Then proceed to eat the banana until all thats left is the peel.

Brad Pitt: "Hey Angelina, I could really go for a banana clit right now!"

by TheBlackGuyBehindYou August 1, 2016

Clit

Jeana ahhhhhh you’re fucking my clit so good!!!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!

Jeana has a great clit.

by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021

clit licker forgetter

a person who pretends to "forget" their night of drinking, and use that as an excuse for hooking up

Ed is a clit licker forgetter when he says he forgets the night b4, but was obviously not that intoxicated.

by boys are icky July 26, 2004

clit

Subjective version of dick. Someone who stays off in their own little world and reacts hyper-sensitively to everyone. A clit is sheltered and defensive. They pout all the time and are never assertive, and are either always on edge or completely aloof. They take everything as a personal insult. You have to pry everything from these people, as they will always try to get you to come to them as a form of power trip.

They are almost always coworkers, as they don’t socialize, but they can also be a family member.

Jennifer: man, Dave is being such a clit.

Adam: I know, he broods by himself all day. I can tell he wants me to ask what’s wrong. There’s no way I’m falling for that trick!

Jennifer: yeah, that’s a classic clit move. It’s like, a power thing. He wants to make his bad mood everyone else’s responsibility.

Adam: and if you DO get suckered into sympathizing, he tries to make you feel guilty for some reason and gets all overly reactive.

Jennifer: wow, what a clit.

Adam: yeah, let’s not be clits.

Jennifer: agreed.

by Sploffo the Clown May 26, 2020