choded

When a black guy smacks you with his chode and fuck you right after

“Dude micheal got choded last night, crazy man.”

by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD June 11, 2018

esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008

To Chode

To wank with your chode.
This must include both hands and vigorous yanking.

Its time to chode!!!!

by efaaaaaaa April 22, 2011

chode toes

shai

shai has chode toes, therefore he has to wear extremely wide, short shoes.

by shenis November 7, 2009

Chode Toast

to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.

Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"

by taychuu August 1, 2010

Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.

Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.

by DrDigginess March 14, 2013

Il Fait Chode

It is chode out; it is raining chodes outside. French.

Joe:Bonjour, Quel temps fait il? (Hello, what is the weather)
Bob:Il fait chode. Au Revoir Joe (It is Chode out. Good by Joe.)

by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 18, 2010