Definitions by lickmytaint79

esquire chode 

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

esquire chode by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008