Chocolate milk

When you mix milk and chocolate sauce or powder (but we all prefer the hersheys sauce) and then you stir it up and its yummyier than regular milk

not long ago i made a nice glass of chocolate milk and took the pills for my sinus infection... no joke

by Turtlemonkeys January 19, 2004

Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.

Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.

by Mugwump November 10, 2004

chocolate starfish puncher

One who likes to insert his penis into anuses; ass pirate; dumper bumper.

"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"

by Lookit January 23, 2009

chocolate jihad

when you are fucking a jewish chick and you have several friends hiding in the closet. while wrecking ass your friends shit in their hands, jump out and pelt her with the shit while yelling die infidel.

i was dating a jewish girl friend kept bitching at me so i decided to give her a chocolate jihad.

by the poopy banana May 10, 2009

Chocolate Monkey

When a Female Licks a Mans Butt-Hole and Then 'Taps that ass' Then Finally the Male Takes a Dump on the Female on her Stomach.

I loved His Chocolate Monkey.

by JON FUCKING NA (Lol,Kassem G) October 21, 2011

Chocolate Passion

Chocolate passion refers to a female with a black complexion, only of African ancestry and not East Indian, who is worship by a whitey or non-African males. Chocolate passions can typically be seen at the clubs or on TV in a BET video. These women are pure perfection, and every man and boy, white or black, wants to get a taste of the chocolate passion.

Ian and I were desperately tying to intrigue the girl at the bar; she is definitely a chocolate passion because of her African complexion, beautiful face, and hot hourglass shaped figure.

by Boxhead October 20, 2004

Chocolate Surprise

When one inserts M&M's into her vagina, assuming her lover is going to go down on her very shortly after.

Melts in your cunt, not in your hand.

by MahouKyuaChan January 2, 2005