Child Abuse

The act of commiting physical or emotionally abuse towards a child, most commonly in a foul manner.

Joe was committing child abuse when he sniffed that kid.

by Heetwave117 March 1, 2021

Only-child-hangover

When an only child suddenly gets siblings (step siblings/baby brother or sister) and realizes that the adult attention he or she once enjoyed so much and took for granted suddenly is scarce, resulting in a feeling of sadness and loss.

Peter was used to being the only child, but due to his mother's remarrying, he got new step siblings. Not being used to fight for attention from his mother, he has hit with an only-child-hangover.

by tabu.post May 11, 2011

Children

Nature's punishment for having sex.

All I wanted was to get laid, now I am stuck with children.

by BoaAndPythonGal November 3, 2014

childo

Portmanteau of 'chainsaw' and 'dildo'.
A dildo mounted conveniently on a chainsaw body. When operated, the dildo twists and vibrated violently. for some, the ultimate pleasure, for others a reason to see their gyno.

Filthy woman: did you bring it?

Gimp: the childo? yeah, give me a minute to get it fired up

by cannas™ October 17, 2008

Rainbow Child

A Rainbow Child is a teenage boy or girl who sourounds themselves with colour. From the clothes they wear, to thier bedroom... everything must be colourful.

Rainbow children are normaly seen in colouful clothes. Most wear bright skinny jeans, a colouful top & hoody and different types of acessories. They sometimes customise thier clothing to make them more vibrent.
Thier hair is usual similer to scene kids as it is normally big.

Rainbow children are commonly fun and happy people... if not even slightly crazy. They are sometimes viewed as slightly immuture due to their attidue to life and their fication to colour.

Rainbow children are often mistaken as scene... but as they are so bright they are too colourful to be scene.


Xx.

You Are A Rainbow Child

by Rainbow Boy February 4, 2009

Child Support

The lesser of two evils, the other being actually raising your own kids.

Father: I told my wife she could either give me a blow job or get out. She took the kids and left. Later she realized what a mistake she'd made and returned the kids.

Father's friend: At least you don't have to pay child support.

by Mister Muckle March 6, 2011

Child

A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.

I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005