Clapped Cabbage

An insult that is everything and nothing at the same time, also can can describe something that is just booty cheeks

Bro... that Game was Pure Clapped cabbage.

by Yeet Meisters™️ February 5, 2019

muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

Snazzy Cabbage

a real good time

That time in Pensacola for WSMFP with Disco was straight Snazzy Cabbage.

by GOODPPL September 7, 2019

Busted cabbage

KP got her star wrecked on a dirty weekend in Londonderry

She got pounded all weekend, pussy is like a busted cabbage

by Captain Ripper1 November 29, 2019

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Mr Cabbage

A futile leader

-(futile: pointless or stupid)

Al Rayoon is more like Mr Cabbage these days.

by MrCabbage October 28, 2020