Automagical

An old mainframe phrase from at least the 80s, meaning when things appear automatically like magic. Typically used with netview and JES2 automatic commands.

I put the start of that batch cobol job in JES2 start commands, that job will start automagically every morning at 2:30.

by Joe Iron May 17, 2007

autosuck

A fictitious feature that should accompany an expensive item.

Dolan: Nice Benz Mo Fro !
Fav: Thanks D !
Dolan: Lotta Jacksons for some wheels like that?
Fav: 55K
Dolan: For that price, it better come with autosuck !
Fav: Yeat ! You got that right !

by Fav February 13, 2008

for automotive use only

A notice/warning placed on lubricants such as motor oil and brake fluid in order to prevent your mother/sister/grandmother from using said chemicals to lubricate her nasty, dry snatch while she's whoring herself out for crack.

Motor Oil
WD-40
Brake Fluid

by aiden diabhal January 22, 2004

autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

autosodomite

Someone who fucks their own ass.

"Ted, what are you doing?!"

"Fucking myself in the ass."

"Goddamn autosodomite..."

by Z! September 20, 2006

Autobate

To masturbate while driving.

Person 1: Man, long road trips are so boring.
Person 2: Dude, you should autobate.

by Bob Ding February 6, 2007

automatic shotgun

basicly a semi-auto shotgun that fires faster than a normal shotgun and pumping isnt an option.

a S.P.A.S. shotgun is an automatic shotgun

by pvt.takahashi October 20, 2008