Apricot Princess

A loved one, (normally referring to a female.) The one who you will love no matter what.

Person 1: Who’s your apricot princess?
Person 2: My apricot princess is Female 1

by dev1n3 June 15, 2019

April 7

International drink with your buddies until u drop dead

Jean: DUDE IT'S APRIL 7 LET'D DRINK UNTIL WE DROP DEAD

by Popiq March 26, 2021

Getting Graped Aped

The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.

Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.

by killem1191 February 14, 2021

April 15

National kiss day
National kiss day is a day where u get to kiss your crush, despite if your hella scary just go for it maybe they like you back;)

Oof so i was wondering since it's April 15 ,do you maybe wanna...you know

by Hahaoofie April 12, 2019

April 18

National Bad Bitch day

ARIES SZN HOEEEE

Oh did u know that today was April 18 OFFICIAL BAD BITCH DAY

by AriesSzn♈ October 15, 2019

April 3

The day the hottest person was born

Person A: “It’s my 4th Persia’s teachers birthday today!”
Person B: “he must be hot! It’s April 3rd! Everyone born today is hot”

by My teacher is hot October 26, 2019

apple fanboy

An apple fanboy is someone who has caught a common disease in which they praise Apple products and criticize everything else. The sickness is usually caught after the victim sees too many Apple TV advertisements, and buys into Apple's marketing strategy. The Apple fans will usually line up for hours, even days in extreme cases, to be one of the first to get their hands on a new, outrageously overpriced Apple product, which features technology that has been on the market on other handsets for months, if not years. Apple fanboys also support Apple in its constant legal disputes with rivaling companies, especially Samsung. Apple fanboys are convinced that every smartphone in existence is a copy of their precious iPhone, which has struggled to change over half a decade. The infected fanboys also try desperately to make up reasons why their "perfect" Apple products are so much better than other devices, particularly Android devices, to no avail. Unfortunately, it is a rare occurence to see an Apple fanboy fight off the sickness and give any other products a chance.

Apple fanboy: Why is the power button on your Samsung on the side of the phone?

Regular person: Since the screen is bigger, it's easier to just press on the side instead of having to reach for the top of the phone.

Apple fanboy: (Struggling) Well... you Samsung owners are just lazy and need to get off your fat asses and reach for the top of the phone.

by Your pseudonymmmm April 1, 2013