window licker

A girl who's got a great body, but when she's got a fucked up face.
Watch the Aphex Twin video Window Licker to know what i'm on about.

"Look at the arse on that!" "Urrgh! look at the face on that! RUN!"

by iguanapunk March 29, 2004

Windows XP Black Screen

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.

"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"

by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006

windows vista

Windows vista is a 32 and 64 bit OS made by Microsoft
fuking laggy if your computer is suxorz, but the n00b think they can put windows vista on a fuking old pentium 233 with a 2X CD-ROM drive, are just fuking noobz!

n00b 1 : Hey dude watch i bought windows vista let pump my computer!
n00b 2 : that cool, now your computer is brand new!
guy that know comp : heuu guys, you cannot install this on your shitty comp, first you have a CD-ROM drive asshole, second it a fuking pentium 233!
n00b 3 : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WE WILL INSTALL VISTA NOT 95!!
guy tat know comp : wow you guys fuking noobz

by AthlonZ May 14, 2007

window

To keep using the backboard in basketball

(man shoots and gets in using backboard for the 100th time) "WINDOWWWWWWW"

by Zumer December 13, 2003

Windows Phone 7

A phone that is not able to copy and paste, multitask, mount SDCards or offer any popular applications. Microsoft's failed attempt to make a phone.

I heard a Microsoft Employee tell me how cool his new Windows Phone 7 is. I asked him if he could multitask applications like Pandora and browse his e-mail at the same time. He said no. I asked him if popular apps like Angry Birds were available for it. He said no. I asked him if he could add and remove an SDCard from the device. He said "Only if I want to Brick the Phone". It's a real game changer!

by Microsoft Zombie June 30, 2011

Windows

I still use Windows 98 beta. So far, I haven't seen this blue screen since last year, when I pulled the CD out during installation. Maybe I would have to be a code-writer or delete system files in order to see it.

Windows sucks, Linux sucks, MacOS sucks, life sucks. Just get over it and move on. Sheesh.

by sarcastic October 20, 2003

windows

Shaped glass. The latest versions are windows xp... they have rounded frames.

My penguins kick your windows in the ass!

by Supply and Demand January 21, 2003