Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

Wildebeest

A giant BBC, with long, straight, flowing pubic hair that'll tickle you. It resembles the hulking prairie animal with its majesty and size.

Your friend: "Girl you seen D'Andre's dick pics?"
You: "Not yet. Anything special?"
Your friend: "The nigga got a wildebeest but I don't know if I like it or not"

by AllieA69 December 11, 2016

Wild stupid

When you encounter someone unknown to you and they are stupid without appearing to have any mental illness to cause the actions of the "wild stupid"

i was walking home when a wild stupid was walking down the street singing "hit me baby one more time" for no reason

by #SparkleButts December 23, 2016

Wild nasty

When someone says something nasty out in public or in a non personal environment

I don't want to her about what you and your boyfriend did last night you wild nasty, we're at target

by #SparkleButts December 27, 2016

Wildapee

pissin on a tree

oh shit jerry
what is it
I gotta pee
there are no toilets for miles tho
u got any TP

why

Im goin to wildapee

by derpmasterwopopowpowpo April 6, 2017

wild rabid zombie horses

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'

"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.

by world Peace April 9, 2017