visogue

face - corruption/misspelling of physiog from physiognomy - the art/science of judging character from facial features. Derived from combination of Greek roots via Latin and French for the words physic and gnome

'he would lower his ugly visogue to within inches of his hapless victim'

by Rob Laine February 15, 2006

Visi-Mode

A word used to describe a person’s attitude, or lack thereof, after hearing or seeing something they feel totally in-different about; tuning-out. It comes from the generation of mass mobile text users, and millions of IM (instant message) users; when someone appears to be offline, but in actually they're only invisible to people on their buddy list; and new form of giving the cold shoulder, literally.

Tom: Jessica and I wanted to go watch a movie, and grab something to eat.
Jack: She told me that she was sick, and didn't feel so good.
Tom: Really?
Jack: (silence)
Tom: Oh, Jack, don't go visi-mode on me.

by Shuga_Foot October 13, 2008

visitor shit

a shit you take when visiting a club or friend where you face the wall and so make a biggg mess that needs to be cleaned or it'll stink like hell

dude : "holy crap what happened to my toilet !?!"
dude 2 : "ye doug took a visitor shit when he was wrecked"

by mr eudcation December 31, 2008

Vidiot

A person who doesnt recognise a person who is on a tv program

Adam: a picture what is clearly of Sai from naruto

Tim: whats with the gay sakuke pic?

Brenton: it's sai you vidiot

by Vidiot dickers March 2, 2009

Vidiot

When a person that usually has an IQ of less than 100 is enthralled by common video images and footage who will watch the same footage over and over for 8 hours or longer. Sometimes they are excited over and over again.

Look at Robert He has spent all day in his office watching the "Ewoks dance" over and over. A 4 minute video amazes that Vidiot. I would hate to see his departure.

by CornbreadMcBrayer November 9, 2009

vidiot

(n) - a person who can't work electronic devices like VCRs or DVD players

or

(n) a person who is completely ignorant with regard to audio-video equipment

Mom: "Which side of this disc goes up when you put it in the DVD player?"

Teenager (under her breath and rolling her eyes): "Mom's such a vidiot!"

by horseshoecrab May 8, 2010

visisted

When a person comes to visit in a laboratory setting.

I visisted them while they were working in the lab.

by elmaschido September 30, 2010