Definitions by horseshoecrab

vidiot 

(n) - a person who can't work electronic devices like VCRs or DVD players

or

(n) a person who is completely ignorant with regard to audio-video equipment

Mom: "Which side of this disc goes up when you put it in the DVD player?"

Teenager (under her breath and rolling her eyes): "Mom's such a vidiot!"

vidiot by horseshoecrab May 8, 2010

gription

(n) traction

Wow, I really wiped out yesterday on the wet floor.

What happened?

I don't know. Those new heels I bought have no gription at all.

gription by horseshoecrab February 4, 2010

sequelsion 

(n) multiple copies of the same image, each one within another

When I wanted to see what the back of a new bathing suit looked like, I checked the mirror behind me in the dressing room. I got a 6 dimension sequelsion!

The book cover illustration was a picture of someone carrying the book. Of course you could see a sequelsion in the image of each cover shown.

sequelsion by horseshoecrab February 4, 2010

reclinerliner 

(n) a person who spends an inordinate amount of time in a recliner. Similar to a couch potato , except said person can often be found in a V shaped wedge. Also said person's right biceps is overdeveloped from frequent workouts gotten by pulling the recliner's lever

Frat Boy 1, "Charlie is dozing in his chair again."

Frat Boy 2, "Yeah, he's been a real reclinerliner lately."

reclinerliner by horseshoecrab February 4, 2010

toyotaccelerate 

(n) the sudden unexpected acceleration of a motor vehicle

OMG -Jake was driving me home from work the other night when he toyotaccelerated. He scared the crap out of me!

toyotaccelerate by horseshoecrab February 4, 2010