Skip to main content

Twitter

Friend: Download Twitter so i can talk to you
Me: AHHHHHHHH
by EthanosSquadDEFINES July 21, 2021
mugGet the Twitter mug.

Twitter

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.
Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.
by reddead97 July 24, 2021
mugGet the Twitter mug.

Twitter

Twitter is Bunch of youness in the same plateform or app
Example: Younes Knows everything about anything but he still dont know shit. That's Twitter
by RiTiMakesSense July 29, 2021
mugGet the Twitter mug.

Twitter

A very popular social media account designed for simple sharing access. Now, it is a toxic environment, where sharing minuscule opinions can get you forcefully excluded from groups of people, due to disagreement.
Bro, Twitter is just a shitshow nowadays.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
mugGet the Twitter mug.

twitter

you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows

gimmick accounts are great tho
autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"

me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
by cosmicretard August 9, 2021
mugGet the twitter mug.

twitter

twitter is literally an overreaction.
by lilyivyemerald August 22, 2021
mugGet the twitter mug.

Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"
When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.
by Lei Feng August 24, 2021
mugGet the Twitter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email